Mom Survival Hacks

My staples of survival are:

1. Never being too shy to ask for help.
2. Always paying for help when it will save me from a breakdown.
3. Talking about everything openly with pretty much anyone who is accidentally within earshot.
4. Crying like a baby when I feel like it (just like my actual baby does).
5. Pretending I don’t need to sleep.
6. My fancy coffee machine.
7. Taking things out on my husband when all else fails.
8. Always having wine on hand.